Traveling with the Ancients.
Well, the first day of a cruise is more of an administrative day, as we and our fellow 3000 travelers got herded onto the ship and dipped in hand sanitizer to keep the ship named, Freedom of Disease (the Seas). As usual with travel, I share a room with my mom, but use a constant noise machine. She ran herself ragged trying to keep up her conversation with it, so for the first time in over 50 years, I’m sharing a room with my childhood bully, Dev. This caused Royal Caribbean to move the muster station to our cabin, as the casino gave us 15:2 odds that we’d be able to muster one another. Fortunately, Lauren aka Switzerland can always be used as a life jacket saving us from each other; if this version of Big Brother doesn’t work out. Additionally, they made a mistake and had our beds together, as an additional challenge round. I’d give up immunity before sharing with her. Tune into this week’s episode of Big Sister/Retribution Island to see who survives.
Rubber Chicken 