Traveling with Mr. Golden Underwear.
After 22 years of marriage and 27 together, Scott almost left me for his dream cone. She melted his heart by simply melting in the Porto sun. Porto is known as the city of bridges having a total of 8, while NYC is not known at all for having many more than 8. Interestingly, the home’s fronts are tiled just like this church. After getting tough port wine stains off of his front door, Mr. Clean became a national hero. We learned that both Cro Magnan and Neanderthal Man both hailed from Portugal, yet Portugal the Man hails from Alaska. Our DNA is only 12% different from those early men, yet with the average age of our fellow cruisers being near 75, some of them got alerted by Ancestry.com that Phil Neanderthal is likely a 2nd or 3rd cousin match to them (not to mention each being part of the sites data breach). Goodbye to Portugal, as we fight rough seas towards England and France. As with both Portugal the Country and Portugal the Man, I Feel It Still.
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